Oh Josh...

My good friend Josh might come up for my birthday!!! There are a few things about why this is unlikely but amazingly awesome if he could:

-I haven't seen him since last July.
-He's in the Army.
-He's being deployed to Afghanistan mid-July.
-I have had a crush on him since I met him.(Which is not my motivation.)
-He might have a 4 day weekend if he gets clearance.
-Tickets from TN to NY are kinda expensive(but like I told him, he wont be spending much money for the next year.haha)
-I would just like to give him a hug!

It would just be really great to see him before he goes. Like I said I haven't seen him since last July. So it would be another year at least until I saw him again. :/ That makes me sad. At least we have been able to talk a lot.


Le sigh. It would certainly be the best birthday gift if I could pick him up from the airport this weekend. He reminds me of my dear Dylan and that scares me. But I'm not going into that, I don't feel like being sad tonight.

Don't you honk at me!

I see you behind me Mr. Silver Mercedes.
Don't keep honking at me.

It just so happens I'm a little Green Saturn that has no acceleration especially compared to your Silver Mercedes.

I see you back there! I'm trying to turn right but you see there is this pesky oncoming traffic that I can't cut off. Because if I shoot out in front of them they will hit me. Like I said Mr. Silver Mercedes, I'm a little Green Saturn and can't go from 0-219 in .3 seconds.

There! Are you happy now Mr. Silver Mercedes? I pulled out before the green light but without the risk of being creamed by those cars. I see you shoot out behind me without looking Mr. Silver Mercedes, what's your rush?

Wait, where did you go Mr. Silver Mercedes? You're not up my butt anymore?

OH THERE YOU ARE. You were in such a HURRY to get out from RIGHT behind me so you could take the next immediate right turn into the GAS STATION.
I see you're a masochist and like to hurry to get killed at the pumps.

Thanks SO much Mr. Silver Mercedes for annoying me and making me think I'm doing something wrong when you're just a giant pain in the bumper.
I hope you accidentally hit the Regular button instead of your Precious Premium.

In a former life...

In a former life I must have been a ramekin. One of those little dishes you get dipping sauces in at place. Why? Because I am always full of dip. Always!

I am constantly dipping stuff. I just love dip. Chips and dip, steak sauce, soy sauce, ranch, blue cheese. Everything is a dip for anything. I usually plan a meal around what is dipable and what I want to dip in. It's rediculous. A friend opened my fridge one day and said "Wow, you have a lot of condiments."

Yes I do, friend, and I use them all.

My Own Personal Forks.

These are taken in the woods down the road from me. The light was amazing, the color was amazing. Ahhh it was just such a nice time back there. I can't wait to take a walk down there again. If you click on them you can see the bigger versions. :)

20 Books

Can I do it? 20 NEW Books In A Year?

2008 so far:

1-Warrior Heir
2-Wicked Lovely
3-A Great and Terrible Beauty ***
4-Rebel Angels ***
5-The Sweet Far Thing ***
6-The Penalty Box
7-Jane Austen Book Club
8-The Boleyn Inheritance
9-Salem Falls
10-The Constant Princess

At this rate I might need to make it 30!

(*** = Amazing. Read Them!)